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Life, the Universe, and Everything

Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

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Created on 2004-02-04 15:12:12 (#2111601), last updated 2009-12-09

971 comments received, 839 comments posted

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Name:ņØm¡©š£üg
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User Number: 2111601
Date Created:02/04/2004
Number of Posts: 571

ņØm¡©š£üg is a very strange individual. Not much is revealed about him through his journal.
Strengths: Let's see... umm... he... uh... he doesn't eat much, and he's housetrained... usually pretty quiet...
Weaknesses: Inability to say no to the opposite sex; Easily addicted to caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, and video games; Severe loss of inhibitions when combined with alcohol. And he's ticklish, if you find the right spot.
Special Skills: Can dislocate shoulder at will; Generally well suited for medium-to-heavy lifting; Could concievably be used as a human sheild in times of emergency.
Weapons: 1337-ness; Tobacco-halitosis, +5 Wpn Atk with use of Liquid w00t.
Intelligence: On par with a sack of doorknobs.


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